Is Anyone Gonna Love That??

One drop of love from him and my heart's in ecstasy...

ABOUT

A hulking horned skull headed monster is sitting on a throne wearing a crown. One of their paws is extended and they look annoyed. A speech bubble says "Your boobs. Hand them over". The background is a gradient of the bisexual flag.
NamePronounsAgeSexuality
Avid | MorganThey / Them25+🅱isaster corpse
  • I follow from my main blog 👉 evilblot.

  • You’ll find my original stuff under these tags: #avid-art for, well, art, #avid-theorem for head-canons, #avid-delusions for F/O imagines, #avid-answers for answered asks, #avid-memes (self-explanatory), #avid-aggro for salt posting and #echoes from the fog for personal posts.

  • I’m an artist, a meme machine and a creator of other questionable creative content for some of the most unknown and/or forgotten characters in existence.

  • While we're at it, my commissions are OPEN, so if you're interested to get a custom Artwork of your S/I, F/O or self-ship please don't hesitate to reach out to me 💜

  • I’m not new to the self-shipping community, since I’ve been lurking for years while making some of my own content too from time to time, but it’s nice to finally have a place to cram all my yearning wails into and finally stop harassing my followers on main sdfghj.

  • This might be a hot take for certain people, but I'm EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE SHARING SOME OF MY F/Os, so if you selfship with any of them off-limits ones listed in the F/O section, please do NOT interact with me or at least have a tag I can block.

  • I tend to fluctuate between my hyperfixations. A LOT. But eventually it all comes full circle, so dw about that.

  • As I think you’ve already guessed, I’m also a terato/exophile and a horror enthusiast, so expect to see lotsa monster appreciation around here.

  • Content might get spicy, but rest assured knowing that all the suggestive stuff will be tagged accordingly with the tag #what an horrible day to have the horny.

  • While applying a basic DNI criteria (as in begone if you're racist, homophobic, fatphobic/thinspo, ableist, fasci/nazi), the only extra thing I ask is to NOT bring up anything related to the Phantom Blot from DuckTales (2017), especially shipping. You will be blocked on sight.

  • I'm team tailor your experience to your liking and leave the discourse™ behind. If I vibe with you then good, if not I'll just move on and I expect y'all to do the same.

  • Lastly, I’m here to have fun while I cope with my trauma and to learn how to love myself, but I wanna make some friends too, so don’t hesitate to interact with me! I don’t bite. Much…

F/Os List

Welcome to the lovers supply, where consistency is just a bad joke.A couple disclaimers first: General monster appreciation will simply be tagged as #exophilia. I’m a firm believer of the multiverse theory (as in my F/O version is not your version) so we can merrily share our respective partners without worries, if y'all’re comfortable about it too ofc. There are a few exceptions to the rule though! It originally stood for my OCs only, but after some thought I've had to apply it for a couple characters too. By the way, if you got an S/I within any of my same source material, I’m gonna consider you a friend, unless stated otherwise by lore and/or mutual agreement.

ROMANTIC F/Os

Canon

  • Macchia Nera (The Phantom Blot) ~ Topolino (Italian Mickey Mouse comics) | Main Tag: thick as thieves | Ship Playlist | Wizards of Mickey (WoM) Tag: walk on vanity ruins | Ship Playlist | Darkenblot Tag: hubristic automation | Ship Playlist | Resident Evil AU Tag: reward and result | UNCOMFY SHARING!

  • Sturm ~ Resident Evil Village | Tag: Sturm und Drang | Ship Playlist | UNCOMFY SHARING!

  • Lord Bhaltair Kardok ~ MediEvil Resurrection (based on my / evilblot’s version and in dire need of an update) | Tag: calcium supplement | Ship Playlist | UNCOMFY SHARING!

  • King Cornelius (The Horned King) ~ The Black Cauldron | Tag: delichiously bad | Ship Playlist

  • Attila Buckethead ~ Tangled (Movie + Series) | Tag: Till the batter end | Ship Playlist

  • Ten Piedad and Incarnate Devotion ~ Blasphemous 1/2 | Tag: TBA | Ship Playlist TBA


Original Characters

  • Oliver Veenstra ~ MediEvil Resurrection | Belongs to me / evilblot and in desperate need of an update | Tag: a dire heterophony | Ship Playlist | UNCOMFY SHARING!

  • Greg Madsen ~ Resident Evil 4 | Belongs to me / evilblot and in desperate need of an update | Tag: exquisite corpses | Ship Playlist | UNCOMFY SHARING!


SIDE hoes F/Os

Canon

  • Maleficent ~ Sleeping Beauty (1959) | Tag: TBA | Crush ❣ and Poly with HoKi (AU tba)

  • The Merchant ~ Resident Evil 4 | Tag: is that all, bestie? | Platonic (?)✨

  • Boromir of Gondor ~ LOTR (movies) | Tag: guren bêd enni

  • James Sunderland ~ Silent Hill 2 | Tag: blood-stained kintsugi | Crush ❣

  • Mattel CEO ~ Barbie (2023) | Tag: CEOposting | It's complicated 🤡

  • Hex ~ Ben 10 (2016) | Tag: hextravaganza

  • Manray ~ Spongebob Squarepants | Tag: TBA | Crush ❣

  • Solaire of Astora ~ Dark Souls | Tag: tender embers

  • Ricardo (Lord of Darkness) ~ Kinnikuman Nisei / Ultimate Muscle | Tag: the art of submission

  • Jack O’ Lantern ~ GAOBAM | Tag: assorted jackassery | Platonic✨

  • Lord Decibel ~ Ben 10 (2016) | Tag: music makes you lose control | Platonic✨

  • Karl Sturnguard ~ MediEvil | Tag: shield from reality | Platonic✨ / Crush ❣

  • The Guy ~ Disturbed (band) | Tag: TBA | Crush ❣

  • Spamton G. Spamton ~ Deltarune | Tag: de profundis clamavi ad te

S/Is List

A handy reference collection of my self-inserts, according to the various AUs and stuff I’m working on. Obviously, the list is in no way set in stone since I’m still working on most of my sonas, so take it as it is and expect occasional changes, especially in the names department. Anyway. Since I don’t have the gift of synthesis, I've decided to use TV Tropes to introduce my S/Is, since it works better than a simple description. Consider my Monstersona as a wildcard. I like to use this form for interactions with characters from other universes, despite them being listed as one of my Topolino S/Is. The 🍆 refers to the state of my sona’s sentimental and/or intimate relationship with the character/s in the mentioned universe. As you’ve noticed, not all F/Os correspond to an S/Is. This happens because I imagine the interactions with those characters made with the OG me instead of a specific sona.
If I'll ever feel the need to create one for reasons of lore, plot or whatever, the list will be updated accordingly.

╟ TOPOLINO UNIVERSE ╢

➣ MAIN / CANON: Silvia Garzetta (she/they) - Literally me. More Deadly Than the Male. Whale Egg (good luck with this lol). Co-owner of your typical Bad-Guy bar. ACAB despite her father being one (now retired, but still). The Dragon. The Nose Knows. Undying Loyalty. Occasional Friendly Enemy. Acrofatic. Stepford Snarker. Bilingual Bonus. Darker and Edgier.
🍆 As the story arc progresses, she evolves from Insecure Love Interest to the Violently Protective Girlfriend within the Outlaw Couple dynamic. Meaning she has yet to get touchy touchy with the man. Also she has made Must Make Her Laugh (gnc) her mission in life towards him. Also let's not forget about the Casual Kink as her love language uwu.
➣ DARKENBLOT: […]: Same as above but worse, meaning if the OG is darker, this one is straight up Bloodier and Gorier. Almost Spurned into Suicide. Bitch in sheep’s clothes. Torture Technician. Murder the Hypotenuse / Removing the Rival.➣ WIZARDS OF MICKEY: Griselda “Gris” Thaar / Murias (they/them) They have the most complete story arc and in-depth lore, and still they don’t have an official design (yet). Anti-Villain. The Dragon with an Agenda. Phlebotinum Rebel. Power Degeneration. While Rome Burns. Driven to Villainy. Appearance Angst. Secret Legacy. Fatal Flaw. Sealed Evil in a Can. Guinea Pig Family.
🍆 A little spoiler maybe, but they're the only one of the bunch to have unlocked the achievement Unholy Matrimony.
➣ RESIDENT EVIL AU: Doc. Morana Galvani (she/they) - She means no harm but she won’t hesitate bitch. The Chain of Harm. Distress Call. Raising the Steaks. Maker of Monsters. False Innocence Trick. Gross-Up Close-Up. Once Is Not Enough. Trapped in Containment. Staking the Loved One. Came Back Wrong.
🍆 She has an actual proper relationship with another character before the events with Macchia. I can’t tell you their identity yet, but they’re a canon character and you definetly don’t expect them playing this role uwu.
➣ MONSTERSONA (they/them) | Playlist - God, I wish that were me. Animalistic abomination. Voluntary Shapeshifting. Quizzical Tilt. Fully-Embraced F®iend. Occasional The Mind Is a Plaything of the Body. Phlegmings. Contextual Transformation Horror. Signature Roar, although I’ve yet to flesh it out. A nice combo of both Super-Persistent Predator & Suspiciously Stealthy Predator. Tribute to Fido, but we don’t talk about this.
🍆 They absolutely pass the Harkness test, if you get my hint.


╟ BEN 10 (2016) UNIVERSE ╢

MAIN / CANON: Conjura (they/them) - The Fiendish Paragon and former Othemic Grand Inquisitor.One of the many children of the Sunken Matriarch of Othem and chosen to be the heir of her throne after many excruciating and violent trials, they’ve been sent on Earth as part of the oath between their mother and Hex to learn about the mortals in order to become a better ruler, since a good monarch must know all about the inhabitants of every plane of existence.Hex is contractually bound to tutor Conjura in what started as a Rash Equilibrium, but it quickly turns into a failed attempt to keep them under control since they just want to have fun for once in their life. Thus, Conjura will create problems on purpose as they learn more and more about humans.Being a shape-shifter (and a bastard™) Conjura naturally has the ability to change into anything they desire, but they mostly prefer to stay in the form of an odd looking ferret perpetually perched on Hex’s shoulder or use their human appearance, reverting to their true demonic form only for battle or other serious situations. Despite this, whatever creature they take the form of, Conjura retains the same horns, toes, scorpion tail and skin markings as their original shape.Once Conjura realizes they don’t have to act like the avatar for the Othemic Empire, they stop using the pluralis maiestatis even though they sometime slip back to it. They also used to have troubles regulating the volume of their voice, usually waaaay too loud, because of the language of their race.🍆 The relationship between Conjura and Hex officially started just as a mentorship, but it eventually evolves in a Magic Contract Romance as the two gradually fall in love, despite their usual Belligerant Sexual Tension.


╟ RESIDENT EVIL UNIVERSE ╢

➣ RE VILLAGE: Silvia Baronio (she/they) - No one will get in my way. No longer upside down. I've turned my life around. More than meets the eye...☣ TROPES: Adaptive Ability; Becoming the Mask; Beware the Nice Ones; Bilingual Bonus; Bullying a Dragon; Daddy Had a Good Reason for Abandoning You; Gallows Humor; The Mole; No, You; Obfuscating Stupidity; Plucky Girl (gnc); Raised by the Community; Shapeshifter Weapon; Tranquil Fury; You Didn't Ask; "Well Done Son!" Guy (gnc).One of the last remaining heirs of Il Veltro and the only daughter of Ugolino Baronio. Never having met her mother and so eagerly desperate to finally win her father's affection, Silvia volunteered as a guinea pig to experiment with the effects of the new mutagen sample created with Tricell's laboratory waste. Affection she will never obtain, as her father dies shortly after during the events of the Terragrigia panic.Upon receiving news of the eradication of Il Veltro and Ugolino's death, Silvia is adopted by the man who took charge of directing the experiment as well as her godfather, Dr. REDACTED, one of the founders of the Umbrella Europe and its head researcher.
Taking advantage of his position and eager to see the new abilities of his protégée at work, Dr. REDACTED personally trains Silvia to become an undercover agent to be used for missions outside of Umbrella's routine administration. Years later, he rewards her for her efforts by assigning her the role of head of security in a laboratory located in Northern Italy, so that she can also have the opportunity to visit her hometown and tie-up loose ends with her former family.
Before Silvia reaches her destination, however, her squad leader informs her that there has been a change of plans and that she has been selected for an undercover operation at a remote village in the Carpathian Mountains instead. Her new mission is to assume the identity of a representative of an organization called The Connections and infiltrate the circle of a certain Mother Miranda to find out what she's been working on for the past few years.Unfortunately and despite playing her cards right, Silvia ends up getting entrusted to Heisenberg instead, much to his chagrin since he wants nothing to do with Miranda and her puppets.
After his many initial attempts of getting rid of her, first by yeeting her straight into Sturm's arms then sending Soldaten after her, Silvia eventually manages to get on his good side and starts working for him as his lab partner, but she soon grows fond of his cause as they learn to open up and trust each other.
Silvia has the terrible addiction to making friends with each and every undead she meets, no matter how dangerous they might seem, but somehow she grows particularly attached to Sturm, who in return doesn't know how to act around her, beside following her around like a lost puppy looking for much coveted attention.She however also cares about literally every soul in the factory and keeps trying her best to find new ways to improve the quality of their life. Silvia experiments a lot on brain waves, synaptic patterns and their responsiveness to various stimuli, especially after the reanimation process; she also comes up with a sort of undead therapy for freshly made Soldaten to help them adapt to their assigned role while also tending to their needs. In fact, she's the one to prototype the cybernetic headgear the Soldaten wear in order to stabilize their neural activity.While being a B.O.W. herself, Silvia isn't a Molded like Ethan or the Lords, but rather she's the result of the experiments made by mixing strains of the C-virus with other endemic parasitic organisms of the region. Only Dr. REDACTED knows about the extent of the powers of her mutation, and most of all that it was a groundbreaking success, since it initially seemed like she wasn't going to survive the operation. She shows no visible sign of the infection, except for the reddish purple marks of varying extent and depth along the skin where it tore during her first transformation.🍆 Just like all dream dates, it all started with Silvia sweeping Sturm off his feet with a roundhouse kick in the shins before manhandling him like a sort of off-brand Steve Irving to save her own life.
Cut to some events later, the two get along definitely better and so does their relationship (despite her being initially in denial) thanks to her tending to his wounds and the fact that they bond over their own shared traumas, not to mention that they're essentially Lonely Together.
That's why they both tend to be very physical when it comes to spending quality moments together. Cuddles, hugs, casual spooning, tickling... No matter how it's done, they just want to be as close to each other as possible at every available occasion. Also, Playful Pursuits as their love language? Yessir, as much as terrifying as that might appear to an unknowing person asdfghj


╟ WORKS IN PROGRESS ╢

RESIDENT EVIL 4: Under Renovation, tagged as #S/I: ⟦undefined⟧
MEDIEVIL: Under Renovation, tagged as #S/I: ⟦undone⟧
THE BLACK CAULDRON: Under Construction, tagged as #S/I: ⟦redacted⟧
TANGLED (the series): Under Construction, tagged as #S/I: Morvran of Tirannwyn
SPONGEBOB: On hold, tagged as #S/I: Scylla Cetea
ELF (2003): On hold, tagged as #S/I: ⟦unbelievable⟧

My Domains

AN EVER CHANGING LIST OF MY RECURRENT INTERESTS <3
(the ♛ is for my core passions, while the ♥ marks content I'm currently into)
TOPOLINO aka the Italian Mickey Mouse comics, specifically the Mouseverse with Wizards of Mickey, Darkenblot, Goofy Reporter and 19'999 Leagues Under the Sea;
RESIDENT EVIL universe, especially RE4 and VILLAGE;
MEDIEVIL, Resurrection in particular;
SILENT HILL universe;
♛ GENERAL HORROR AND MONSTER APPRECIATION;
THE BLACK CAULDRON;
ANIMATION, especially old school Disney;
TANGLED both the movie and the series;
BLASPHEMOUS;
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS
BEN 10 (2016);
DARK SOULS universe;
LoTR (movies);
ULTIMATE MUSCLE - Kinnikuman Nisei (anime);
MOTU HE-MAN, the Filmation and Revelation versions;
FALLOUT 3 / New Vegas / 4;
THE GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY & MANDY;
MAD MAX, Fury Road specifically;
GOD OF WAR;
POKÉMON;
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS (unfortunately);
BARBIE (2023);